On IUDs and Broken Toes
Midwestern Jews are not meant to run. That's because we're klutzy and uncoordinated. Case in point: I have broken one particular toe twice inside three months. And since I'm a perpetual overachiever, this time I broke it so badly that they have a special name for it: oblique disjointed fracture. This means I did such a phenomenal job that not only did I break it clean through, I dislocated and twisted it. New heights of extremism achieved successfully. Score. A quick aside: I